FOOTBALL!!!

"I'm a godmother. That's a great thing, to be a godmother. She calls me "God" for short. That's cute. I taught her that."
-- Ellen Degeneres

Woo Superbowl! Packers! Yeah!

I'm clearly kidding. The Superbowl is the one night a year people talk during the actual show and shut up during the commercials. Unfortunately, the ads were severely lacking this year.

For one thing, there were wayyy too many stupid car commercials. Volkswagen was the only exception with this precious little number:

Volkswagen -- "The Force"

And usually at every Superbowl I get really excited every time a Budweiser commercial came on. But they...really weren't that great. Instead, Doritos brought their A-game. They brought their A-game and dominated. My favorite:

Doritos -- "House sitting"

By the way, it was my birthday on Friday. I'm 24. I think I'm starting to wither.